Conan the Barbarian

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Click here to show this review. Every single aspect of this movie was bad. The only 3-D was when the credits were rolling. While reading the credits I was astounded to learn that there were (among other things) 82 "drivers" for this movie. Now that has to be some sort of record! The story was the standard save the helpless chick. ALL the fight scenes were poorly choreographed. The director simply used blurry lenses and quickly cut throughout all the fights. Of course the movie ends with the big fight scene where Conan is fighting this short sixty year old guy... and barely succeeded. ***spoiler alert** The story revolves around this mask (And is was not unlike Jim Carrey's mask ).. yet when they finally add the last ingredient to the magic mask... nothing happened... talk about a fruitless plot. Unless of course the magic was simply having a mask that wiggles... The music was FAR TOO LOUD during all the fights and of course everything, even though it was made of rock, blew up "real good"... for no apparent reason. Don't even rent this puppy.