Kingsman: The Secret Service

Some good laughs here and there but the story was wrung out to the bitter end, I mean after-all, the screen-writers had to fill the void with something - goodness knows they already did everything else they could do using up cliche after cliche. The fight scene halfway through in the church has to be one of the longest on record, ridiculously long, to the point of absurdity like I was thinking to myself," Can't I be doing something more productive than watching this utterly lamebrained nonsense? " But then it dawned on me, white and black guys are the dominant two races in the western world with Jewish people taking a close third so it seems these days that a director can't make a Hollywood or British film without both or all three groups being represented. Sadly they can do just about any darned thing they please and rake in the dough an' so they portray themselves as being superhuman, or so they would lead us to believe. If you skip this one you won't be missing anything but if you're black or white especially, and you need that adrenaline shot in the arm to be told how great your race is, well, don't miss this one, it's for you.