Noah builds the most un-seaworthy contraption possible, character development is negligible, every time the camera zooms out for a vista view the horns blare and cymbals smash too loudly for my ears. Killing the Rock Monsters by using a flare gun? Sorry, the only reason people fill the theatre was because there's nothing much better in the other theatres and NOAH is getting a lot of hype.
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