I suspect the only item they paid for was the camera rental. It seems like they saved money by not hiring writers, the actors seemed like volunteers, and their special effects budget was part of a bottle of ketchup. A small bottle. Possibly not the lamest movie of all time; I just can't think of any other one that competes. Stay home and watch your lawn grow. It's faster, scarier, and better written. Don't rent it unless they pay you, and pay you enough to waste two hours of your time.
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