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    Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

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    The Farce is strong with this one... I had to walk out after about an hour for fear of getting an overdose of schmaltz, political correctness, and saccharine. I actually thought that the young stars were pretty good seeing what a childish script they were handed but the whole movie was sunk by the belief that what wowed the masses in 1977 would do the same again in 2015. I didn't want to see More Of The Same on retreads and I hated the feeling that I knew what was going to happen next. The producers should have remembered that recycling is what you do with garbage. I'd rename this one "The Farce Rises From the Dead in Search of Victims". It wasn't quite a horror film, but it came close.

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    kaptain.kanada@  23.12.2015 age: 50+ 136 reviews

    I would have called it The Jungle Fever Awakens. It was total garbage. Oh look it's the empire again, with another death star, and the same weak spot, and the same mission to destroy it. What's happened between Return of the Jedi and now? I guess we won't know. When did Gollum become a giant sith lord?

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    xbander@  24.12.2015 age: 26-35 18 reviews

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